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Feb 20 2022

Animal psychologists discover crows able to understand transphobic humour

Researchers at the University of Iowa, having previously established that crows and ravens are able to understand analogical thinking, have taken their findings a step further with the discovery that crows are able to comprehend and participate in transphobic humour…

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Jan 10 2022

7 times Billy Bragg was silent about male-on-female violence

  1. The rape and death threats sent to J.K. Rowling

When Twitter user Vulpix60698291 was seen to have told the beloved female author to “fuck off terf,” I assume feminist ally Billy was first to rush to her defence. No? Oh…

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Jan 10 2022

Gettr attracts influx of new users as Joe Rogan develops opposable thumbs

Hundreds of thousands of users have joined the pro-free speech Twitter alternative Gettr in the last week in a wave of social media migration widely credited to Joe Rogan recently developing opposable thumbs.

While having demonstrated a rudimentary grasp of…

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Nov 28 2021

JK Rowling’s Editor begs protestors not to inspire another fucking crime novel

JK Rowling’s literary editor Geoff Bishop today issued a heartfelt plea for the protestors who were recently photographed outside the bestselling author’s Aberfeldy estate to please leave Ms Rowling alone, lest she be inspired to write another fucking crime fiction…

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Nov 17 2021

‘We Are Fair Cop’ celebrate Transgender Day of Remembrance with #IStandWithLilyCade hashtag

Infamous hate supergroup We Are Fair Cop today announced plans to kickstart their annual Transgender Day of Remembrance celebrations with the hashtag #IStandWithLilyCade, in tribute to the porn performer whose contribution to the BBC’s controversial “cotton ceiling” article was recently…

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Nov 16 2021

Julie Bindel or Burchill banned from Twitter for hateful conduct

Feminist writer Julie Bindel or Burchill has been banned from Twitter after failing to heed several warnings about hateful conduct and inciting harassment.

This is not the first time the outspoken contrarian has landed herself in hot water after controversial…

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Nov 14 2021

Allison Bailey experiences moral epiphany following accusations of sexualising children

LGB Alliance founder and black lesbian Allison Bailey spoke today of the “moral epiphany” experienced following the online backlash to comments made in a promotional video for the LGB Alliance conference.

The two-minute trailer features an extract from Allison’s keynote…

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Nov 13 2021

‘Graham Linehan Coming Out Day’ announced for December 19th

December 19th 2021 has been declared the first official Graham Linehan Coming Out Day, as an opportunity for the hundreds of anonymously abusive Twitter accounts run by the disgraced former sitcom writer to reveal their true identity.

Since being banned…

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Nov 9 2021

Julie Bindel loses Taskmaster final after failing visual metaphor round

Julie Bindel narrowly missed out on victory in the latest season of Taskmaster by scoring zero points in a prop-based visual metaphor task.

Reading aloud from the task handed to her by ringleader Alex Horne, Julie stated “Construct a visual…

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Nov 5 2021

Smirking, gum-chewing Tim Davie very sorry if Lily Cade offended you

Standing atop an upturned milk-crate during a reluctant, impromptu press conference outside Broadcasting House this morning, BBC Director General Tim Davie, slouching with hands in pockets, gave an official apology for the BBC’s recent platforming of Lily Cade.

Cade had…

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Oct 31 2021

LGB Alliance rescue 29 Afghan lesbians in daring dawn raid

Jackson legged it into the cockpit and started checking her twin Vickers, moving the controls. Kate “Banger” Harris got in behind and looked over the Lewis gun mounted on the tourelle, before tying the little cords to Jackson’s arms, the…

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Oct 29 2021

Hungover Suzanne Moore takes delivery of giant pink Indian wedding tent with cotton ceiling

A hungover and visibly sleep-deprived Suzanne Moore was awakened early this morning to sign for the delivery of a 15 metre wide, pink and white marquee designed for the hosting of traditional Indian wedding receptions, that she had no recollection…

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